WhatTheFuck?

Hey, we have fans! I received our very first message on the new official Karate Church blog today, and all I can say is...what the fuck?

Dear Karate Church,

May I ask you to write a review for my product on your blog? There it is: [edited] I will present you with a license for free.

Sincerely,

 What exactly was it about our site that said to you, "I'd really like this band to review my software"? So here is the requested review...Your software gleefully sucks hairy nut-sack like a cosplaying teabagger in full colonial regalia...Now where the fuck is our free license?

Too old to Rock & Roll...Too young to die...

Is it just me or does Ryan appear to be flipping me off?

Can we cover this tune?

I have a fever and the only prescription...is more cowbell...

Song List

Thought I'd just post this on the front page for your perusal. It's the complete inventory of songs that we more or less knew how to play at one time or another going all the way back to that glorious night that we performed "Another Piece Of Meat" at the Fairhaven Auditorium and Braimes drank gin mixed with broken glass to the amusement of all. Enjoy!

Skulls
Stepping Stone
Dumping You Honey
New York
Uptight Journalist
Muscle of Love
Crucial Bar B Q
I’ve Got to Get Away
Sonic Reducer
Draw the Line
Chinese Rocks
Deliverance
Cretin Hop
People Who Died
FADC
Steal Yer Face
Snacker’s Deelite
Gruff Otis
Sheila Zygote
United Forces
Ziggy (Metal Kingdom)
Anarchy in the U.K.
Jumping Jack Flash
Kings of the Metal Godz
Brand New Cadillac
Tales of Brave Ulysses
Where Eagles Dare
Lord of the Thighs
I Just Wanna Have Something to Do
Nice Boys
Another Piece of Meat
Bad Motor Scooter
Communication Breakdown
The Ocean

Also here is the Set List from KC2K as if you could have forgotten!

Stepping Stone
Something to do
Skulls
Chinese Rocks
Sonic Reducer
FADC
Crucial Barbeque
Nice Boys
Deliverance
Uncle Grubby
Sheila Zygote
Big Al
Mr. Philco
Gruff Otis
Lord of the thighs
New York
Dumping you honey
Snackers
Cretin hop
Ziggy
People who died
Communication breakdown
Jumping jack flash

Karate Church - fuck yeah! Coming to save the motherfucking day - yeah!

Is it true? Will there be a reunion of the greatest fucking party band of all time? Apparently the answer is yes. So mark your calendars for a date to be announced some time in the near future and be sure to bookmark this page for all your Karate Church news and updates...