Hey, we have fans! I received our very first message on the new official Karate Church blog today, and all I can say is...what the fuck?
Dear Karate Church,
May I ask you to write a review for my product on your blog? There it is: [edited] I will present you with a license for free.
Sincerely,
What exactly was it about our site that said to you, "I'd really like this band to review my software"? So here is the requested review...Your software gleefully sucks hairy nut-sack like a cosplaying teabagger in full colonial regalia...Now where the fuck is our free license?
3 comments:
So I am assuming the purpose of said software was not for porn file sharing. Obviously you would have given such an application high praise. Assuming it met your standards of course.
Your Friend Biff
P.S. Nice site. Are you going to restrict your bile ridden tirades to your other site, or are they going to end up spilling over onto this one too?
Hey look now you have two sites in which I seem to be the only visitor (software guy excluded)!
I will try to limit myself to spewing elsewhere. I just wanted to pimp the KC blog, so I figured I would put that on the main page and try to generate some KC viral buzz using some of the patented and always fun-filled Doug-style assholery...
Thanks for reading,
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